
Sword of a Giant Asteroid Ankle Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
The alarm rings, we sleep on
Depth, worn for the warmth
- Made to order — built for you, not pulled off a pile
- Free U.S. & Canada shipping · Ships in 5–9 business days
- 60-day returns — unworn or flawed, we'll make it right
- WRAP-certified factories
A white premium sweatshirt with the Maarius81 painting from Sword of a Giant's 2026 single “Asteroid Ankle.”
Mid-weight 8.5oz fleece — smooth cotton face, brushed-soft inside. Runs small; size up.
WRAP-certified factories
Made-to-order goods ship in 5–9 business days. Free U.S. & Canada shipping — no minimum.
You have 60 days from delivery to return or exchange any unworn item — just email us and we'll walk you through it. Returns come straight to us: Umbrella Union, 6719 15th Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98117. If anything arrives flawed or wrong, email a photo and we'll make it right.
Sword of a Giant Asteroid Ankle Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body length | 2768.6 cm | 2871.1 cm | 2973.7 cm | 3076.2 cm | 3178.7 cm | 3281.3 cm |
| Chest width | 2050.8 cm | 2153.3 cm | 2358.4 cm | 2563.5 cm | 26 ½67.3 cm | 2871.1 cm |
| Sleeve length | 23 ½59.7 cm | 2461 cm | 2461 cm | 2461 cm | 2461 cm | 2461 cm |
Measured flat — inches, with cm below. Allow ±0.5 in.
Worth Knowing
What your $74 actually does
Sword of a Giant takes home $13.06 from each sale of this product. It would take roughly 8,136 streams* of Sword of a Giant’s music to generate the same profit.




