Crystal Cobwebs Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Supports: Frequent Flyer Society

Crystal Cobwebs Organic Cotton T-Shirt

$30.00
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Time spins its slow web
Motivation, caught in threads
Dusted in crystal
Color
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  • Made to order — built for you, not pulled off a pile
  • Free U.S. & Canada shipping · Ships in 5–9 business days
  • 60-day returns — unworn or flawed, we'll make it right
  • GOTS organic cotton · Fair Wear facilities

A heather-grey organic cotton tee with the cover art of Frequent Flyer Society's “Crystal Cobwebs” — dark, with a web motif.

Mid-weight 5.3oz organic ring-spun cotton — smooth, and holds its structure. Runs small; size up.

GOTS organic cotton · Fair Wear facilities

Made-to-order goods ship in 5–9 business days. Free U.S. & Canada shipping — no minimum.

You have 60 days from delivery to return or exchange any unworn item — just email us and we'll walk you through it. Returns come straight to us: Umbrella Union, 6719 15th Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98117. If anything arrives flawed or wrong, email a photo and we'll make it right.

Worth Knowing

What your $30 actually does

2,909 real streams of support

Frequent Flyer Society takes home $4.67 from each sale of this product. It would take roughly 2,909 streams* of Frequent Flyer Society’s music to generate the same profit.

Where your $30 goes Crystal Cobwebs Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Making it
$14.75
49% · blank + print
Payment fee
$1.17
4% · processing
Shipping
$4.75
16% · free to you
The artist
$4.67
16% · Frequent Flyer Society’s half
The Union
$4.66
16% · our half of the profit
How this works

Every piece is priced at 2× what it costs us to produce it. You may notice that production costs vary; that variance is based on the blank used and the number and style of graphical placements applied. Shopify charges a payment-processing fee of 2.9% + 30¢ per transaction, and we’ve opted to make shipping free throughout the U.S. and Canada. What’s left is our profit, split 50/50 with Frequent Flyer Society.

* We track every play of our artist’s music and what those plays earn. We publish our own measured rate rather than a generic industry average. “Real streams” means intentional listens — someone choosing to play the song on Apple Music, YouTube, and the other services our distributor reaches (we release everywhere except Spotify) — which run about 623 to the dollar. Count every platform play as well, including incidental social media auto-plays (a clip that starts on its own as someone scrolls past), and Frequent Flyer Society’s $4.67 comes to roughly 6,842. We lead with the smaller, more meaningful number to avoid confusion.

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