Sword of a Giant No Milk Zip Up Hoodie
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Sword of a Giant No Milk Zip Up Hoodie

$84.00
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No milk, no sugar
In the middle of the night
Hoodie: warm black coffee
Size
  • Made to order — built for you, not pulled off a pile
  • Free U.S. & Canada shipping · Ships in 5–9 business days
  • 60-day returns — unworn or flawed, we'll make it right
  • vetted supplier, clean record

A black zip-up hoodie with the Maarius81 painting from Sword of a Giant's “No Milk” printed on the back.

Mid-weight 8.5oz cotton-rich fleece — brushed-soft interior, jersey-lined hood, sturdy metal zip. Runs small; size up.

vetted supplier, clean record

Made-to-order goods ship in 5–9 business days. Free U.S. & Canada shipping — no minimum.

You have 60 days from delivery to return or exchange any unworn item — just email us and we'll walk you through it. Returns come straight to us: Umbrella Union, 6719 15th Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98117. If anything arrives flawed or wrong, email a photo and we'll make it right.

Worth Knowing

What your $84 actually does

9,713 real streams of support

Sword of a Giant takes home $15.59 from each sale of this product. It would take roughly 9,713 streams* of Sword of a Giant’s music to generate the same profit.

Where your $84 goes Sword of a Giant No Milk Zip Up Hoodie
Making it
$41.60
50% · blank + print
Payment fee
$2.74
3% · processing
Shipping
$8.49
10% · free to you
The artist
$15.59
19% · Sword of a Giant’s half
The Union
$15.58
19% · our half of the profit
How this works

Every piece is priced at 2× what it costs us to produce it. You may notice that production costs vary; that variance is based on the blank used and the number and style of graphical placements applied. Shopify charges a payment-processing fee of 2.9% + 30¢ per transaction, and we’ve opted to make shipping free throughout the U.S. and Canada. What’s left is our profit, split 50/50 with Sword of a Giant.

* We track every play of our artist’s music and what those plays earn. We publish our own measured rate rather than a generic industry average. “Real streams” means intentional listens — someone choosing to play the song on Apple Music, YouTube, and the other services our distributor reaches (we release everywhere except Spotify) — which run about 623 to the dollar. Count every platform play as well, including incidental social media auto-plays (a clip that starts on its own as someone scrolls past), and Sword of a Giant’s $15.59 comes to roughly 24,227. We lead with the smaller, more meaningful number to avoid confusion.

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