The Ballad of Bruce the Frog - Swamp Green Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Supports: Frequent Flyer Society

The Ballad of Bruce the Frog - Swamp Green Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt

$34.00
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Bruce the Frog lives on
Both in sickness and in health
Married to the game
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  • Made to order — built for you, not pulled off a pile
  • Free U.S. & Canada shipping · Ships in 5–9 business days
  • 60-day returns — unworn or flawed, we'll make it right
  • GOTS organic cotton · Fair Wear facilities

A swamp-green organic cotton tee with Bruce the Frog, from Frequent Flyer Society's “The Ballad of Bruce the Frog.”

Mid-weight 5.3oz organic ring-spun cotton — smooth, and holds its structure. Runs small; size up.

GOTS organic cotton · Fair Wear facilities

Made-to-order goods ship in 5–9 business days. Free U.S. & Canada shipping — no minimum.

You have 60 days from delivery to return or exchange any unworn item — just email us and we'll walk you through it. Returns come straight to us: Umbrella Union, 6719 15th Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98117. If anything arrives flawed or wrong, email a photo and we'll make it right.

Worth Knowing

What your $34 actually does

3,495 real streams of support

Frequent Flyer Society takes home $5.61 from each sale of this product. It would take roughly 3,495 streams* of Frequent Flyer Society’s music to generate the same profit.

Where your $34 goes The Ballad of Bruce the Frog - Swamp Green Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Making it
$16.75
49% · blank + print
Payment fee
$1.29
4% · processing
Shipping
$4.75
14% · free to you
The artist
$5.61
17% · Frequent Flyer Society’s half
The Union
$5.60
16% · our half of the profit
How this works

Every piece is priced at 2× what it costs us to produce it. You may notice that production costs vary; that variance is based on the blank used and the number and style of graphical placements applied. Shopify charges a payment-processing fee of 2.9% + 30¢ per transaction, and we’ve opted to make shipping free throughout the U.S. and Canada. What’s left is our profit, split 50/50 with Frequent Flyer Society.

* We track every play of our artist’s music and what those plays earn. We publish our own measured rate rather than a generic industry average. “Real streams” means intentional listens — someone choosing to play the song on Apple Music, YouTube, and the other services our distributor reaches (we release everywhere except Spotify) — which run about 623 to the dollar. Count every platform play as well, including incidental social media auto-plays (a clip that starts on its own as someone scrolls past), and Frequent Flyer Society’s $5.61 comes to roughly 8,219. We lead with the smaller, more meaningful number to avoid confusion.

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